"『別れよう』
　
大学の時半年付き合っていた彼氏から別れ話を切り出された。
ファミレスで話してて最初は小声で「別れよう」「いや別れたくない」と言い合ってたけど
あんまり彼が淡々と私のダメなところを挙げていくので
悲しいのと悔しいので興奮してしまってソファーの上に立ちあがって
「そんな理由で別れるのおかしいでしょ！！」と声を荒げてしまった
彼氏は焦りながら「おい！座れよ！」と小声で注意してきたけど
あたりを見回しながら「みなさんからもおかしいって言って下さいよ！！」と叫んだ。
他のお客さんは10人くらいいたと思うけど彼氏も含め全員( ﾟдﾟ )って顔でこっちみてた。
私もその時点で自分の異常さに気付いてもうパニックになり
　
「ねえ！みなさんもおかしいって言ってくださいよ！さあ！エビバディセイッ！」と叫んだ
　
その瞬間、隣のおじさんがコーヒー吹き出して、彼氏は走って店から出ていった。
もちろん彼氏とは別れた。"

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